Sharknado:

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I am at my sister. She promised free food. Woohoo! Lasagna!

But...there's a catch. ' I'm watching Sharknado, I just started it and I want to watch it.'

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.

She told me I cannot make any smart ass comments. Not even five minutes in and my tongue hurts. Omgomgomgomg how fucking cliche. Are you serious? Someone save my dog? FUCK THE DOG DUMBASS YOU'RE WAIST DEEP IN SHARK INFESTED WATER.


Wait. Is that also fresh water?

Wonderful. Family discord. How...cliche.

I prefer my family discord.

I just. Wow. Bad acting. Duh. Sharknado. Syfy Channel original.

HEY. Dumbfuck about to get ate?

My god the graphics are laughable.


...... tune in for more.     

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HOUSE EXPLODES IN A FLOOD OF WATER!


But as they drive away they're driving into a valley....and there are no puddles on the road.

The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

And the water in the foyer. It's red, it's clear, it's red, it's clear. C'mon. Continuity!!!!!


' Jonni with an I!'

o.O Pssssssssssssssh.

I'manotgonnalaughI'manotgonnalaugh.

Self righteous BS poor acting....how is the sidewalk and bridge dry in the middle of the...what? What the fuck.    

Scene of shark swimming with no road below it. 2 feet of water. o.O Crystal blue.

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all in all....


Sharknado is bad and it should feel bad!

Now to cleanse my brain. Metapocalypse anyone?